Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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here kitty kitty

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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America Votes

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