What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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FIRE!!

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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