"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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