Obama 2012

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Runescape.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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