A Woman out of the kitchen

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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