What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Dick Chaney

I went to the store and I fell

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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