whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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my bubbles!

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Anti Joke

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