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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Religion

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

womens sports...

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Chikin nuggets

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

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