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  • I thought this in the computer-voice.

  • Drat. Here and I was going to say something along the lines of "...except it doesn't", and I find that it's already been said! ...and then I post, meaninglessly, regardless.

  • This is actually untrue. Stephen Hawking's disease, ALS, only affects voluntary muscle. He CAN achieve erection.

  • I have ALS, am fully paralyzed, and my man-muscle has no problem.

  • waaaahhhhh i don't want to think about his ERECTION but I AM.

  • then why would he get a hooker??

  • gross

  • i think he wouldn't really think this is funny... honestly, making jokes about him like this is very mean, btw he is way smarter than you, so from his perspective, you're just a bunch of annoying monkeys.

  • Hawking actually can have erections. He has conceived children despite his disability. In an interview he was asked about this and his response is that he has no control over VOLUNTARY muscle action, so erections and ejaculation (a form of peristalsis, without which he would be unable to move food through his intestine, another thing he clearly is able to do) are achievable for Hawking. Though still not something anyone wants to think about, except his wives (that is right he has had several) apparently.

  • If you don't laugh you dont know what funny is.

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