- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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