A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Boom.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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