- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

a Jew had a small nose

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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