A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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