What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Boom.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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