An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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GONNA

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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poop.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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