what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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my bubbles!

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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