Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Caitlyn.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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poop.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Boom.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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