Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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poop.

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