Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What?

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Invisible Television.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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