Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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