When life gets you down, make a comforter.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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