- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

this site is funny.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Women's rights.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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