- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

hi hi strager danger

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

my bubbles!

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

I've got a boner

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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