Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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hi hi strager danger

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Womens rights

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Anti Joke

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