make me a sandwich!

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someone called a frog a frog

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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