your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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GIVE

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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a Jew had a small nose

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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this site is funny.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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