A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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GIVE

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What?

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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I've got a boner

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