Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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