Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Lacrosse

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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