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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

Punch line.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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An irishman walks out of a pub

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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