am i invited to party? no

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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smug face >:}

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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