- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Dislike this!!!!!!

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

lol this is the best joke ever!

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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