this site is funny.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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japan4.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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hi, im sober.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Punch line.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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