Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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