- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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