What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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im gay because im gay

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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