josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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