A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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