why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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SNAPPLE!

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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