Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Fat people.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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