ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Anti Joke

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