Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ted Haggard.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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