you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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