Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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