- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What's brown and sticky? a stick

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

George Bush.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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