An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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