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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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