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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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