What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Where is my tractor?

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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How are you this morning?

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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