What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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A man buys free health care...

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