What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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