if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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if you read this you are gay

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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