A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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if you read this you are gay

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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