- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

how long has dibey got left like :)

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Whats white and all over my room? paint

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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