Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Arron Glass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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hi, im sober.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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