i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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???????????? WTF?

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Arron Glass

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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