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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Cole is "good" at soccer

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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