How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Arron Glass

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Got milk? No.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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