How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

???????????? WTF?

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

whats forever alone me

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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