Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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