Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

smug face >:}

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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