Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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