What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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am i invited to party? no

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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