Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Dylan Eichas

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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hi hi strager danger

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Invisible Television.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Lacrosse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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