A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Justin Bieber.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Sarah Palin

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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