Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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whats forever alone me

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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