"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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So you there Red?

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Fat people.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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