- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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