I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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boobs

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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You

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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