Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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