Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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