- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miley Cyrus.

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

The Olympics

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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