A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Yes.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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black people. that is all...

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

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