A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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