What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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How are you this morning?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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PATHETIC

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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