Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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what sucks? things that suck

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America

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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call of duty world at war

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Men's Rights

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Anti Joke

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