What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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You

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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America

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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