Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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i like cats

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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You copy and paster!

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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