A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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I'm hungry.

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America

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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