Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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