Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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