Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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