Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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I'm hungry.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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