Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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banana

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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