Get in the car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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