Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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banana

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Get in the car.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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