Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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