Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Fags are gay.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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