Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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