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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A man walks into a pole.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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