The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Apple.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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