why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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The Bible

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