- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

Test

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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