A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Penis.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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