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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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