What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Fags are gay.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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It’s dead.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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