What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Test

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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