what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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A woman's opinion

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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